please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.
AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!
Happy Batman Day! Don’t forget to follow Dorkly on Tumblr if you don’t already.
THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER
WHO IS THIS BOY SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Aries- I love you MORE
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo- Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
I’ll always be there for you.
Because that’s what friends are for.